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The goal of beating George W. Bush in the next election is of the highest conceivable importance. Why? Because we who value smartness over dumbness simply cannot take another four years of unparalled dumbness.
Think about it. How many times have you wanted to beat George W. Bush yourself every time you heard about the middle class tax that you didn't see a penny of? Or every time you heard about drilling in the Alaskan wildlife refuge? Or every time you heard a story about Halliburton and the crony-connections that seem to infest the current administration. Beating George W. Bush is so important that it almost doesn't matter who beats him, as long as someone does. Of course, I would like you to cast your vote for me. But if you don't, don't sweat it. Just DON'T VOTE FOR GEORGE and we can succeed in beating George right out of the white house. If you would like to vote for a candidate for the office of President, one who cares about things...important things...and who isn't George W. Bush pretending to be me, then vote for me. My name is Garry, and I am firmly, firmly, very firmly committed to beating George W. Bush in the next election. Thank you very much. Sincerely, Garry |