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Beating George W. Bush in the next election is of the utmost importance. Nothing, in fact, is more important than beating George W. Bush. Did I say that beating George W. Bush is very important? Yes, I did. Why? Because beating George W. Bush is so very very important that it makes my eyes water to think that we might not be beating George W. Bush in the next election.
How many times can I say that beating George W. Bush is the most important thing to do, better than even helping little old ladies across the street to get merit badges. I just can't say it enough, really. If you would like to vote for a candidate for the office of President, one who cares about things...important things...then vote for me. My name is Garry, and I am firmly, firmly, very firmly committed to beating George W. Bush in the next election. Thank you very much. Sincerely, Garry |