CANDIDATE WITH THE BEST CHANCE

Who will you choose to be the next president of the United States?

You should choose the candidate with the best chance, that's who. And who better to beat a chimp---than another chimp.

Yes, being a chimp myself, I can see (with a flashlight) inside the mind of George W. Bush. And having seen that echoey place, I know I am truly the candidate with the best chance to beat him.

So, vote for me, the candidate with the best chance. Why? Because it takes one to beat one, and I am definitely one.

Sincerely,

Garry