After reading the final draft for his offical campaign platform, Garry the Chimp threw up his hairy knuckles and said, "Shit. Who am I trying to kid? I'm a damn chimpanzee, for christ sakes."

True, Garry IS a damn chimpanzee. But he's a good chimpanzee, an honest chimpanzee, and a smart chimpanzee. One we should all stand behind.

And he needs YOUR VOTE on election day. Support Garry---because Garry is:

• JUST AS SMART
• SPEAKS AS WELL
• AND CAN'T DO WORSE