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Snarl Grove was--and may still be--a Republican who voted for and fully supported the leadership of George W. Bush until he, regrettably, came to conclude that the Bush white house was nothing more than a collection of inept, incompetent morons. Like most members of the GOP, Snarl is devoted to his ideals and, like many, he valiantly tried to rationalize the B.R.O.S. (Bush Reality of Stupidity) that was, daily, battering his independent intellect. Finally, he broke, declaring unto the heavens, "OH, GOD, HE'S SO STUPID." Now, Snarl fights the good fight. The fight against the Indumbent, the one who leads by mediocrity and the call to blind, wrapped-in-the-flag subservient patriotism (while soldiers die in Iraq for no reason other than the stupidity of his administration). Read on Ye who would read the reasoning of a chimp who supports a chimp (verily, his name is Garry) who is smarter than the chimp who sits in the white house. |
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ENTRY Well, I just read that FOX news has called the winner for campaign 2004: Dubya. Whew, what a relief. I was beginning to think I'd actually have to do something for all these bananas. Seriously, though, what is up with those guys? I mean, sure, they're loaded with talent (Yawn Vanity, to name one) and they've got a catchy slogan (I'm sure you've heard it: "We retort, you deride"...or is it "We contort, your brain dies"...not sure, have to check on that one.) But good looks and slithery tongues, that only gets you so far. At some point, you have to start making sense...at least, a little bit. Makes me wonder what they'll say next. Clinton was the second gunman on the grassy knoll? Joe McCarthy was not a spawn of satan?...Why does Ann Coulter's name suddenly spring to mind? ENTRY-next Well, things are going well in the campaign...all things considered, that is. I must admit, we may have erred concerning how close the public would get in scrutinizing our image. But, like so many other things in life, it's live and learn. (Mental note: find pet store, purchase 10 gallons of flea dip...also brushes, the kind with firm, yet pliably soft, bristles). Talk radio. Is it just my imagination, or is there a decidedly right-leaning persuasion dominating that particular medium? Not that that bugs me. In many ways, I'm a fairly conservative chimp myself. Don't get me started on income tax. Who thought up that crazy idea? ENTRY-nextnext Well, the proof is in the pudding. Some flea dips do better than others. A shame really. The ones that work worst are the ones that smell best, and vice-versa. ENTRY-nextnextnext A most interesting radio article was broadcast on NPR yesterday (10/30/03). Apparently, everything we [at the Garry the Chimp campaign headquarters] have instinctively believed about the villianous "1st monkey of the apocalypse", Donald Dumsfeld, is true. Before the Iraq war took place, the U.S. state department, under the leadership of Powell and Armitage, went to great lengths to develop a well-thought-out plan to handle the occupation that would inevitably follow. This included contingency planning as well as fostering contacts throughout the Arab world. Unfortunately, before hostilities broke out, a "turf war" between state and defense was fought. It's obvious, in retrospect, who won. Once Dumsfeld and D.O.D got their hands completely on Iraq, they, essentially trashed the plans that had been developed by Powell and then failed to follow up with any sufficient occupation plans of their own. We can see what happened as a result: absolute chaos in Iraq. Not only that, complete antipathy toward us on the part of the Iraqi people, the muslim and arab worlds, and our allies as well. Sheer arrogance on the part of dummy-dum Donald Dumsfeld brings us to this point----where we are now forced to fork over 87 billion for Iraq. And that is just the first installment of what you can be sure will be several payments over time. Of course, it is very likely that Dumsfeld will not be part of a second Curious George administration, if such another hideous experiment is to be visited upon the world. But the damage is done. Curious George should have learned that if you lie down with dogs, you wake up fleas. So, actually, Carla in Santa Monica, he needs flea dip more than any of us here. |
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