THE BEST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

My fellow ~~simians~~ citizens---we are at a crossroads. Shall we keep George W Bush as our leader, or "select" a new leader.

I am here to tell you: I believe in election, not selection. I believe in smartness, not dumbness. And I want to be your next president.

The best presidential candidate is one that is not too dumb. And I am that candidate.

The best presidential candidate is one that is not too intelligent. And I am that candidate.

In this coming election, vote for the best presidential candidate. Vote for me, because I am the best presidential candidate.

Sincerely,

Garry