Due to budgetary and cognitive constraints, Garry's top ten has been canceled and replaced with Garry's top five.


As is the traditional custom, this countdown will start backwards.






He looks like a monkey----a mean monkey!

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Giving the harmless phrase, "lick Bush", weird political overtones.

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The President's simian resemblance causing embarassment for Chimpanzees everywhere.

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Making friends with Theodore Kennedy.  see Bushspeak

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And, lastly




Making it impossible, in the land of the free, to walk safely down the street with a towel on your head.

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